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Herman Cain Seeing All Red Over Another Accuser Hiring Gloria Allred

We live in a country where a president was impeached over charges relating to a sex scandal. Why do we care so much about whether a presidential candidate once sexually harassed a coworker? Probably...

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Fun Fact of the Day: Talk Dirty to Me

Prosecutable hate speech in 17th-century Massachusetts included calling people “dogs,” “rogues” and even “queens” (though the last referred to prostitution); magistrates took serious umbrage at being...

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Non-Sequiturs: 02.08.12

* When the student debt bubble bursts and causes general economic ruin, I don’t want to be called a “prophet.” You may call me “messenger,” as in the sentence, “We’d like welcome the messenger, Elie...

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An Ambassadorial Nominee and Ex-SCOTUS Clerk’s Racy Emails

A former Supreme Court clerk, currently President Obama’s nominee to serve as ambassador to Iraq, finds his personal life under scrutiny thanks to some racy leaked emails. How racy? Continue reading...

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Porn Stars Offer Free BJs to Miami Heat Fans, Cause NBA Lawyers To Stand At...

Porn stars offer Miami Heat fans free oral sex. Shockingly the NBA has a problem with it… Continue reading »Follow Above the Law on Twitter or become a fan on Facebook.Tags: Angelina Castro,...

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Las Vegas Defense Attorney Busted for Allegedly Busting a Nut — in Jailed...

Why bother with client service when you can get your clients to service you? Continue reading »Follow Above the Law on Twitter or become a fan on Facebook.Tags: Attorney Misconduct, Brigham Young...

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Morning Docket: 08.10.12

* “I’ve been a restaurant waitress, a hotel hostess, a car parker, a nurse’s aide, a maid in a motel, a bookkeeper and a researcher.” This SCOTUS wife was well-prepared to give a graduation speech at...

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Law School Dropout Extends the Padres a Counteroffer to ‘Suck [Her] Dick’

This is perhaps the best response from a disgruntled job seeker that we’ve ever seen… Continue reading »Follow Above the Law on Twitter or become a fan on Facebook.Tags: Baseball, California,...

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Lawyer of the Month: August Reader Poll

Who will win the title of August’s Lawyer of the Month? Vote in our poll! Continue reading »Follow Above the Law on Twitter or become a fan on Facebook.Tags: Adultery, Arthur Schack, Attorney...

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August Lawyer of the Month: Suck On My Cannon Balls

Who won August’s Lawyer of the Month competition? Let’s find out! Continue reading »Follow Above the Law on Twitter or become a fan on Facebook.Tags: Attorney Misconduct, Clark County, Clark County...

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Lawsuit of the Day: Nobody Puts Faruqi in the Corner

Nobody puts Juan Monteverde in the corner. A boutique law firm and one of its partners hit back — hard — against an ex-associate’s salacious allegations. Continue reading »Follow Above the Law on...

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Can This Litigation Get Any Uglier? Alexandra Marchuk Amends Her Complaint...

Alexandra Marchuk isn’t taking the Faruqi & Faruqi counterclaims lying down. Here’s her vigorous response. Continue reading »Follow Above the Law on Twitter or become a fan on Facebook.Tags:...

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Law Exam Criticized For Hypothetically Raping Frat Boys

I don’t see what’s so shocking about a little forced sodomy hypothetical. Continue reading »Follow Above the Law on Twitter or become a fan on Facebook.Tags: Anal Sex / Butt Sex, Cambridge, Exams,...

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Morning Docket: 07.26.13

* Want to know another thing that’s causing Biglaw to implode? All of these huge partner compensation spreads we’ve told you about are creating a “star culture,” and even law firm partners are capable...

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Alexandra Marchuk v. Faruqi & Faruqi: The Latest Allegations

The plaintiff’s second amended complaint in this salacious case contains some striking new allegations. Continue reading »Follow Above the Law on Twitter or become a fan on Facebook.Tags: Alexandra...

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Porn Stars Offer Free BJs to Miami Heat Fans, Cause NBA Lawyers To Stand At...

Porn stars offer Miami Heat fans free oral sex. Shockingly the NBA has a problem with it… Continue reading »Follow Above the Law on Twitter or become a fan on Facebook.Tags: Angelina Castro,...

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A Biglaw Partner In Big Trouble, Charged With Sexual Assault — Along With His...

A Biglaw partner and his nephew have been charged with sexually assaulting a young man.

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A Partner Accused Strikes Back

What does the family of a Sidley Austin partner accused of sexual assault have to say about the case?

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Tasty Tidbits From A Salacious Summary Judgment Motion

What are the latest juicy revelations in Alexandra Marchuk's lawsuit against her former firm and one of its partners?

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Cow Rejects Man’s Sexual Advances. What Happens Next… Is the Jury Laughs At Him.

Jury reveling in the hilarious testimony in an attempted bestiality case.

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